Jenn
Rogues
Posts: 41 
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Gender: Female
Army: Rogue
Rank: Shadowkeeper
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Post by Jenn on Jul 22, 2017 22:42:23 GMT
Jenn: *in a crowd and can't find Hades* this calls for drastic measures.
Jenn: *using hands as a microphone* ZEUS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE GREATEST GOD OF ALL TIME-
Hades: *bursting from across the room* what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Jenn: There he is.
Sophia: If you stop eating refined sugars for a while it changes your whole palate. You'll start to notice the natural sweetness of baby carrots, or whole wheat bread!
Jenn: *pouring chocolate covered potato chips into her mouth* That’s real fucking neato.
Jenn: He’ll eventually just burn himself out…
Hades: That’s what you think! I’m an eternal flame, baby!
“I’m not a sore loser. It’s just that I prefer to win, and when I don’t, I get furious.”
-Hades (probably)
Jenn: Based on statistical evidence, I’m immortal.
Hades: How so?
Jenn: Haven’t died yet.
Jenn:oh shut up
Hades: you shut up
Jenn: make me
Hades: I will [*pulls her closer*] but you might moan a little
Jenn: Hades no.
Hades: ✓seen at 12:35pm.
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Post by Bagheera on Jul 22, 2017 23:29:58 GMT
Kiara: But I knew none of you would listen to me, so I took the liberty of pouring water from the polluted watering hole in all your drinking glasses!
Simba: But if I let them inside they might hurt all of you!
Makuu: No we won't! We just want Simba!
Simba: Maybe not you, but they'll kill Zazu!
Zazu: I'm part of the mob!
Baloo: I'm here to see your son, I'm a friend of his.
Bagheera: My son has no friends
Ma Tembo: Good afternoon your majesty!
Simba: Oh hello...
Ma Tembo: I hear you're a racist now your majesty!
Jafar: I would have banished you all years ago if I could.
Frollo: Thank Angry Old Testament God! The one who's always threatening to kill children to prove a point!
Mrs Potts: But don't go out in that yellow dress! The cops will think you're in the Bannana Boys! It's a new gang, there weren't any good colours left!
Mrs Potts: Cherish that beauty dear, some day you'll wake up and say "Who's that old woman in the mirror?" and then she'll punch you, and you'll say "That's not a mirror it's an open window."
Quasimodo: Hello, friendly New Testament God? After you settled down and had a family?
Mrs Potts: Oh Im windowing! Cogsworth is on the third floor stuck in the tub, and he's starting to panic!
Kuzco: I treated this dress like a beautiful lady! Which is to say I did not touch it!
Mrs Potts: I know how you rich people treat the help! Yeah I seen Cinderella!
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Spinestripe
Rogues
Gas Cod Ho!
Posts: 44
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Post by Spinestripe on Aug 11, 2017 14:55:59 GMT
Spines: I ask my dad, ‘Father? What is technology?’.
And my dad says, ‘It’s magic Spines! It’s magic!’.
And from that day, little Spines… was never the same.
- Joel (Vinesauce)
Shenzi: Okay, here’s the plan. I’ll threaten to quit, and then old Scar will just have to give in.
Anga: But what if he accepts?
Shenzi: Pff, no way Anga. He won’t let me quit!
Shenzi: Scar, I’m afraid the time has come for me to… tenderize my resignation.
Scar: I accept. Security!
Shenzi: Wait! I meant a… tender letter of… recognition! From me to yooou.
Scar: Sorry, Shenzi. You’re through!
Scar: Of course, Anga… You’ll always have a place with us here in the Outlands! Here’s your new place get to work..
Anga: Thanks. I think.
- Beetlejuice Cartoon
Maleficent: Hey! What’s up guys! What’re ya doin’?
Jafar: What am I doin’?
Maleficent: What’re ya doin’?
Jafar: Nothing much.
Maleficent: Thwartin’ my plans?
Jafar: Thwarting your plans?
Maleficent: Are you?
Jafar: …Yes.
Maleficent:
Maleficent: I’m gonna fucking kill you!
- DBZ Abridged
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Esmeralda
Rogues
You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those in need of your help!
Posts: 21
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Post by Esmeralda on Aug 11, 2017 15:24:44 GMT
Taylor: okay, open up
Bob: well I guess it all started when...
Taylor: no I mean-
Sophia: No wait... let him finish
(dunno if this is ooc, but it made me laugh when I thought of it)
Me: *hugs Tabs*
Tabs: What's this? What's happening?
Me: shh... It's going to be alright.
Tabs: why are you squeezing me with your body?
Me: it's a hug, Tabs. I'm hugging you.
Because I want to hug and protect the TV child
Gothel: I have made Rapunzel into the perfect Flower
Jasper: you messed up a perfectly good child is what you did. look at her. She has anxiety
This is so accurate it hurts
Esmeralda: like you know, nya!
Shere Khan: ...what?
Esmeralda: nya!
Shere Khan: stop!
There will be teasing in the future, you can't stop me.
Jenn: If I run and leap at Hades , he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Jenn: *running at Hades* Coming!
Hades: WAIT, NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
Hades: *drops the coffee to catch Jenn in his arms*
This has happened, you can't convince me otherwise.
Shere Khan: Do you have a second, Clopin?
Clopin: No, there’s only one of me.
I repeat that there will be lots of teasing in the future. From both siblings
Jafar: Never try and control a control freak.
Maleficent: I am NOT a control freak!
Jafar: Yes ma'am.
Okay I'm done
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Jenn
Rogues
Posts: 41
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Gender: Female
Army: Rogue
Rank: Shadowkeeper
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Post by Jenn on Aug 11, 2017 16:04:09 GMT
Clopin: Toss me my keys.
*printer crashes onto ground*
Clopin: I said my keys.
Bob: I thought you said printer!
Clopin: Why the fuck would I say printer?
Taylor: c'mon, guys, what do i bring to the table?
Jenn: that's easy. you're the cute one.
Taylor: what?
Esmeralda: i'm the hot one, Jenn's the cool one, and you're the cute one.
Jenn: Fucking hell!
Esmeralda: *Elbows her* Language!
Jenn: Fucking heck!
Hades: What makes you feel better when you feel terrible?
Clopin: My family.
Hades: Ew.
Kiki: Good job, pup. I think she actually digs you.
Cassie: Cool! A friend!
Kiki: More than just friends, Cassie.
Cassie: *gasp* A best friend!
Esmeralda: i like my boys like I like my girls.
Esmeralda:
Esmeralda: that’s it. that’s the joke. i’m bisexual.
Rapunzel: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away...
Rapunzel: *opens Capri Sun*
Nasira: I love you.
Perthmail: Is that you or the wine talking?
Nasira: It's me...talking to the wine.
Jafar: It’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it, Clopin!
Clopin: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Jafar: …Good lord.
Jenn: [gets a paper cut] ow
Cerberus: [runs over to her] WHO HURT YOU WE WILL D E S T R O Y THEM
Jenn: Why is your hand on my ass?
Hades: It was an accident
Jenn: ... your hand is still-
Hades: *smirks* still an accident
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Post by Clopin on Aug 11, 2017 16:50:27 GMT
Esmeralda: Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.
Hades:[is stuck in the middle of a lake on a sailboat with no wind. Some kids are mocking him from the shore] You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass.
Esmeralda: Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Clopin, he's gonna be taking you through my little spiel here. Clopin is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid.
Nasira: All right, now it's sale time, so remember, we don't take no...?
Bob: No shit from anyone.
Nasira: No.
Bob: Um, we don't take no prisoners.
Nasira: We don't take no for answer.
Bob: Oh yeah... We don't take no for an answer! We don't take no for an answer...
[Nasira and Bob have just finished a presentation]
'No' Manager: No.
Bob: Okey-dokey.
'No' Manager: No.
Bob: Gotcha. Thanks.
'No' Manager: [shaking his head 'no'] Mmmm-mmmm.
Bob: Terrific! Thanks for your time.
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Post by Clopin on Aug 11, 2017 18:06:38 GMT
Clopin: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Simba: "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
Clopin: "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
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Hunter comes running in, yelling about Nasira being a witch.
The Rogues: "What makes you think she's a witch?"
Hunter: "Well, she turned me into a newt!"
They all look at him. He is still a wolf.
Taylor: "A newt?"
Hunter: (meekly) "I got better."
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Hades: "We Greeks are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation, but I hear that that's coming quickly."
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Post by Nasira on Aug 12, 2017 1:34:20 GMT
Esmeralda: At any time in the next twelve hours, this train could be attacked by radical Freedom Fighter separatists.
Clopin: Armed with what? Pamphlets about their responsible gun control laws?
Maleficent: I prefer to be called "Your Excellency."
Nasira: People in hell want ice water.
Taylor: Now, why do witches burn?
Hunter: ...because they're made of...wood?
Taylor: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Hunter: Build a bridge out of her.
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Esmeralda
Rogues
You speak of justice, yet you are cruel to those in need of your help!
Posts: 21
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Post by Esmeralda on Aug 14, 2017 1:03:25 GMT
Nasira: All you do is bitch.
Jafar: I bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation
Jenn: Where are you going?
Hades: Well, that depends, Jenn. When people die, it's the underworld. But right now I'm going to the bathroom
Simba: I am completely self motivated. If I want to do something, I'll do it. Nobody can force me to start or stop.
Clopin: There are two ways to get me motivated: Food and Spite. I've gotten this far on those two things.
Sarafina: But you hated your childhood, you had a terrible time.
Kula: I've never said that.
Sarafina: You don't have to say anything, I just look at your life now and work backwards.
Esmeralda: I trust Clopin
Taylor: You think he knows what he's doing?
Esmeralda: I wouldn't go that far
Jafar: Wow, if I had 10 dinars for every time I've been made the vizier instead of the sultan, I'd have twenty dinars, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Nasira: Always the bride's maid, never the bride, hm?
Jenn: could you BE any more annoying?
Hades: Yes.
Bob: Do you know what today is?
Taylor: Annoy Taylor Day?
Bob: No, silly!
Bob: That's on the 15th!
Megara: So you just used me? Like a tool?!
Hades: Well, it's not like I keep you around for your brains.
(Megara splutters)
Hades: Look, don't sweat the details, 'kay, sweet-cheeks? I'll buy you something pretty when we get home.
Megara: Hey! Don't walk away from me! There's a person attached to this fist, you know! I will not be objectified!
Jafar: I screwed up big time.
Maleficent: Jafar, given your daily life experiences, you're going to have to be more specific.
Aladdin: It's over. We won.
Nasira: ::brings Jafar back to life::
Aladdin: No. We won. I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won.
Jenn: We both look really great tonight
Hades: You know, if you'd just said that I looked great, I would have said, "So do you."
Jenn: I couldn't take that chance.
Taylor: Esmeralda, Clopin is missing! Can you find him?
Esmeralda: Do you think I have him micro-chipped or something?
Taylor: Well, do you?
Esmeralda: yeah, of course.
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Jenn
Rogues
Posts: 41
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Gender: Female
Army: Rogue
Rank: Shadowkeeper
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Post by Jenn on Aug 15, 2017 1:53:53 GMT
Esmerelda: I spy with my little eye something beginning with "S"
Meg: Is it Jenn and Hades' Sexual tension?
Jenn and Hades: What?
Jasper: "Just a bit of a warning; Punzie tends to be…"
Rapunzel: *stumbles into room wearing a cape and drinking Capri Sun* "Someone say my name?"
Jasper: "…well, that."
Meg: Jenn, are you and Hades dating?
Jenn: *Head is resting on Hades' lap* "What gives you that impression?"
Esmeralda: Geez, can you guys be any louder?!?
[Jenn and Taylor start shrieking]
Esmeralda: SON OF A-
Meg: You have wings.
Jenn: Yeah.
Meg: On your body.
Jenn: No, in a closet. Of course they’re on my body! It’s kinda part of the whole angel thing!
Bob: "Can you smell that??"
Cerberus: "Smell what I can't smell anything"
Bob: "Smells like up-dog"
Cerberus: "What? What's up dog"
Bob: "Nothing much how about you?" *giggles uncontrollably like a child*
Rapunzel: *Bursts through door* I have a health tip for you!
Jasper and Hikaru: *Stares at Rapunzel*
Rapunzel: If you have a frownie *Points at Jasper and Hikaru's frowns* Eat a brownie! *Holds out a try of brownies*
Hikaru: This is why I love them...
Jasper: *Chuckles with fond smile on his face*
Taylor: *peeks out from pillows* "if you wanna come in you have to say the password"
Esmeralda: "why have you destroyed my couch... without telling me you were making a fort! and the password is purple dinosaur"
Taylor and Jenn: *giggling like children from the pillow fort*
Meg: Once again thanks for doing that for me.
Jenn: It's no problem at all, you're welcome *Sudden realization* No wait-
Maui: *Slams the door open* WHAT CAN I SAY EXPECT YOUR'RE WELCOME! FOR THE TIDE, THE SUN, THE SKY *Continues singing while dancing around the room*
Meg: What have you done!?
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Post by Nasira on Aug 15, 2017 2:22:53 GMT
Aladdin: I also find it interesting that you, Clopin Trouillefou, man without fear, are running away from an enemy.
Clopin: Because Aladdin, man without sense, wasted all the ammunition!
Sarafina: (picks up phone; Zira is on the other line) Hello, this...is Mom. Yes, the children are playing crocodiles. Sorry, playing with crocodiles. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again. (hangs up) Sorry, I panicked.
Sophia: And since you obviously didn't read the mission dossier... Bob: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SOPHIA...I skimmed it.
Hunter: I have a black wolf that follows me everywhere when it's sunny. Dante: Actually, I think that's your shadow, Hunter. Hunter: I call him Leon. He's about half as tall as I am, depending on what time of day it is. He likes to play the timpani, and he is a water color. Dante: What happens to him when it gets cloudy outside? Hunter: He goes home.
Jafar: Perthmail, what are you doing? Perthmail: Uh, sitting down, sir. Jafar: What, at the table?! Nasira: Jafar! Jafar: Like people?! Nasira: Jafar! Jafar: What? Look, he thinks he's people!
Boso: Geno, wait, slow down. Geno: Why? Boso: So I can go past you.
Hunter: I love...carpet. I love...desk. Dante: Hunter, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them? Hunter: I love lamp. Dante: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it? Hunter: I love lamp. I love lamp!
Megara: ...why do you keep your first-aid kit in the bar? Hades: Because that's where over eighty percent of all home accidents happen. Jenn: Wow, really? Megara: They happen in the bathroom! Hades: Not in my home. |
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Jenn
Rogues
Posts: 41
200x300 Hover Image: http://i1281.photobucket.com/albums/a508/Sunamon/sidebar%201_zpst3hmszs7.png
Gender: Female
Army: Rogue
Rank: Shadowkeeper
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Post by Jenn on Aug 30, 2017 22:42:00 GMT
Clopin: Do you trust this Hades guy?
Jenn: I absolutely trust him.
Clopin: He’s not some kind of madman then?
Jenn: ...
Jenn: I absolutely trust him.
*Jenn spreads her wings.*
Jenn: I'm an angel, what are you?
Megara: questioning my sexuality.
Esmarelda: girls are hot
Esmarelda: guys are hot
Esmarelda: why is everybody so hot?!
Taylor: global warming.
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